I had a parody assignment for my Core I class this last week. I chose to imitate Shel Silverstein, as he is one of my absolute favorite authors. And I liked my edition of Homework Machine so much I thought I’d share it.
Homework Machine; I am a Homework Machine,
I have not seen my friends since 2013.
I just sit in my room and keep doing my work,
They think I donโt like them–that Iโm a big jerk.
I canโt remember the last time I went out
They all probably think I just lie about.
Enough with the shirking
itโs back to the working
Iโd be able to do it all
if people stopped lurking.