- Boy, what did you just say?
- Girl, drop your ‘tude.
- Drop it.
- Drop that tude.
- Oh God, don’t do anything more than slam her down. Please. Please. Please.
- Okay, phew.
- Oh hey, a THUG reference.
- Aunt Pooh… where you at?
- ….We’d better see Aunt Pooh again, Angie.
- Ha! Jump to conclusions faster than lice jump between white kids heads. I’m dying. OMG, I need to pull over.
- I’m watching you Curtis.
- Supreme needs to back off. He’s creepy AF.
- Creep.
- Don’t you kiss Malik, Bri. Bri! BRIANNA!
- BRIANNA INSERT YOUR MIDDLE NAME HERE JACKSON! You stop that!
- Holy shit.
- Yeah, it better not feel good.
- Yaaas, the reader is clapping her hands like Jay.
- Oh no, she’s gonna have… dammit Aunt Pooh.
- YOU’RE IN JAIL! WHY ARE YOU STILL MAKING THESE PLANS!
- Milez is totally Sonny’s boy.
- Supreme is a creep.
- Such a creep.
- Don’t you take those shoes.
- Tre, hush. Stop making good points.
- Jay, come out of your room. Please don’t be doing what I think you are.
- Ah! She said Mom!
- My grandmother also never lets anyone help with dinner.
- Yay, family dinner. *waits for drama*
- Trey, you majored in Psychology. You can’t do anything without a grad degree.
- Yeah! Go Trey! Tell her about dreams!
- “Best believe I’ll snatch your soul from your body.”
- Why is this child at the club?
- D’awwww. Heart eyes emoji.
- Wait. Hey. Why didn’t we get to see that date!?
- I love that she’s got a heart eyes emoji rating for her boyfriend!
- OMG JOJO! NO!
- Not a lot of time left in this audiobook.
- I’d better hear that rap…
- We’re in the ring. We’d better hear it.
- WE HAD BETTER HEAR IT.
- YOU GIVE THAT PENDANT BACK!
- You go, Bri!
- Oh thank God. We get to hear it.
- That ain’t no damn studying.
- WHO TWEETED IT!
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J M Tuckerman is a New Jersey-based writer, blogger, and podcast talent. Tuckerman holds a BA in Writing Arts, an MA in Writing, and an MFA in Writing for Children and Young Adults. She is a proud dog mom, cat mom, archer, wife, and passionate book wyrm.
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