15 Thoughts While Listening to Forest of a Thousand Lanterns

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  1. This narrator is so whispery…
  2. Whispery works for Xifeng, though.
  3. Ew. Wei. You suck, you controlling white-night complex.
  4. DID YOU GUYS KILL GUMA!?
  5. We’re in the forest. In the forest, in the forest, in the forest.
  6. Lady Swan… You cray.
  7. Aww the emporer is nice… OMG LADY SWAN BACK THAT CRAY UP!
  8. What is this creature, exactly? I feel like we should get an explanation by now
  9. I hope Xifeng kills you, Lady Swan. It’s like you’re asking to be killed.
  10. Ask and you shall receive.
  11. Ha…haha…hahahahahahahaha… Eat your heart out.
  12. HOLY CRAP SHE’S EATING IT!
  13. I bet this guy’s servant is that eunuch.
  14. *GASP* Is the baby princess going to be Snow White? Is Xifeng the evil step mother????
  15. OMG SHE’S TOTES GONNA BE THE EVIL STEP MOM!

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J M Tuckerman is a New Jersey-based writer, blogger, and podcast talent. Tuckerman holds a BA in Writing Arts, an MA in Writing, and an MFA in Writing for Children and Young Adults. She is a proud dog mom, cat mom, archer, wife, and passionate book wyrm.

One thought on “15 Thoughts While Listening to Forest of a Thousand Lanterns”

  1. I love this! I love how short and sweet and to the point this post is but it really gets the story across! I might have to do something like this myself, thoughts of an audiobook~ nice job!

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